{"id":689,"date":"2014-06-15T10:36:57","date_gmt":"2014-06-15T09:36:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/elbudacurioso.com\/?p=689"},"modified":"2020-09-26T13:04:43","modified_gmt":"2020-09-26T13:04:43","slug":"lisa-se-convierte-al-budismo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elbudacurioso.com\/2014\/06\/15\/lisa-se-convierte-al-budismo\/","title":{"rendered":"Lisa se convierte al budismo"},"content":{"rendered":"

Algo de humor para terminar la semana \ud83d\ude42
\n[vimeo http:\/\/vimeo.com\/98250538]<\/p>\n

Por cierto, unos cuantos chistes para budistas:<\/p>\n

Dukkha, Anicca y Anatta est\u00e1n en un bar.
\nDukkha dice: -\u00ab\u00a1La vida es una mierda!\u00bb.
\nAnicca contesta: -\u00abYa se pasar\u00e1..\u00bb.
\nAnatta pregunta: -\u00ab\u00bfEstais hablando conmigo?\u00bb<\/p>\n

P: \u00bfCu\u00e1ntos budistas hacen falta para cambiar una bombilla?
\nR: Ninguno. La bombilla debe cambiarse a s\u00ed misma desde su interior.<\/p>\n

P: \u00bfCu\u00e1ntos budistas zen hacen falta para cambiar una bombilla?
\nR: Un roble en el jard\u00edn.<\/p>\n

P: \u00bfQu\u00e9 obtienes cuando combinas a un testigo de Jehov\u00e1 con un budista zen?
\nR: Alguien que llama a la puerta sin motivo alguno.<\/p>\n

P: \u00bfCuantos budistas hacen falta para cambiar una bombilla seg\u00fan el R: Abidhamma?
\nHay bombillas de 20 vatios, bombillas de 40 vatios, bombillas de 80 vatios, bombillas de 100 vatios..
\nHay bombillas incandescentes, bombillas fluorescentes, bombillas ecol\u00f3gicas..
\nHay bombillas de luz azul, bombillas de luz amarilla, bombillas de luz blanca..
\nHay bombillas que se enroscan, bombillas que se enganchan …
\nHay bombillas incandescentes de 20 vatios, bombillas incandescentes de 40 vatios, bombillas incandescentes de 80 vatios, bombillas incandescentes de 100 vatios..
\nHay bombillas fluorescentes de 20 vatios, bombillas fluorescentes de 40 vatios, bombillas fluorescentes de 80 vatios, bombillas fluorescentes de 100 vatios..
\nHay bombillas de luz azul incandescentes de 20 vatios, bombillas de luz azul de 40 vatios, bombillas de luz azul de 80 vatios…
\netc etc..<\/p>\n

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Algo de humor para terminar la semana \ud83d\ude42 [vimeo http:\/\/vimeo.com\/98250538] Por cierto, unos cuantos chistes para budistas: Dukkha, Anicca y Anatta est\u00e1n en un bar. Dukkha dice: -\u00ab\u00a1La vida es una mierda!\u00bb. Anicca contesta: -\u00abYa se pasar\u00e1..\u00bb. 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